chort chunkley

real stupid

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howdy bitch

[Certificate for 1 Blow Job @necrobranson]

Scene from the upcoming Hillbilly Elegy 2

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

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@CHold @TRILLBLAZIN @trailblazers you’re a great reporter casey. fuck tom dundon all my homies hate tom dundon

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mr dundon it’s on sight. the portland fatwa is fully in effect for your loan shark cheapskate ass. don’t go outside

[Casey Holdahl @CHold]

I have indeed been let go after 18+ years with the @trailblazers. My sincerest thanks to all of you who have read/listened/watched/engaged with my work over the years.

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Rain is definitely needed on earth

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@Olivia_Reingold nice post, but I think you probably could’ve figured out a way to work “swarthy” in there somewhere

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@Keir_Starmer since your constituents aren’t afforded the freedom of speech i’ll do them a solid: you should stick a pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger on live television

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

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@mattyglesias @zachdcarter @sarahmillerdc have you ever come across a billionaire’s cock that you wouldn’t suck like you were trying to siphon gas

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dark woke seems pretty stupid but I am curious about when woke lock her up will make its entrance

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@mitchellvii bill are those some new crows feet I see popping up in that pfp?

[donald boat @laserboat999]

woman on here (3:45 AM): We must… return to a higher sense of.. aesthetics… pleasure… this hellish world is devoid of everything beautiful…

her baby (17 vitamin deficiencies): WAAHAGAHHGHHHGG. aiigghfhHHHHHJHH wahHHHHHHH

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@nickshirleyy oh my god call the police it’s an entrepreneur. grow up you fucking pussy

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no I will not listen to “geese”

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

Lmao

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

I never saw any of Rob Reiner's movies, so instead I'll choose to remember him by this 2017 video he produced, starring Morgan Freeman, in which it is declared that the United States is "at war" with Russia. That, to me, is Rob Reiner's most enduring legacy

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@jaredpolis @RichardHanania @captgouda24 you are such an unbelievable embarrassment

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by this chart, the seller sea lion would be roughly 7ft tall from the ground to the top of its head

[Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez @RepMGP]

Southwest Washington has a serious predatory pinniped problem — tens of thousands of massive invasive sea lions are venturing further and further up the Columbia River and its tributaries to gorge on our local salmon.

I'm pushing to explore more effective lethal removal options.

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@LizzySavetsky go crawl in a bottle wino