PrettyMustard

16 year old aspiring Llama. IF YOU EVER TAKE OFFENCE TO ONE OF MY TWEETS, DONT. I HATE ALLA RACES EQUALLY

[Jerry Springer Show @SpringerTV]

Is there a #THOT in your life causing trouble? Call Jovan at 1-888-321-5358 to confront them on #JerrySpringer.

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

"No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami"

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

When the skin on your nuts is identical to the skin on your body

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

I hate when people stand/sot next to me and smoke... I was over here breathin

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

My cousin getting it yesterday💯😩👌 https://t.co/vTzU2xMneF

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

Jessie j can sing with her mouth closed but I can poop with my ass closed. Who really winnin? 💁👌

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

People who drink wine must not get along wit they tastebuds or som. That shit smell like sweetened cologne. Rather drink liquid iggy azalea

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

I'm an aspiring upcoming employee

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

Have you ever been so into a video game then out of no where you're like "I'm just staring at fancy light"?

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

I love trampolines! https://t.co/T9A0n9KYZ4

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

https://t.co/DPcA29AMMB

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

Everyone has a booty chin if you feel your chin. But some people have thin chin skin skin which hides the booty

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

I've blocked so many people that don't even know I exist, just in fear that one day their crusty ass and I will cross paths

[🌙🦋 @girlswithtoys]

The @WhiteHouse just hired their 1st openly transgender official. It's LIT.

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

@TheKentasticBee actually it's this, got confused https://t.co/VRkVpziBM3

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

@TheKentasticBee pop lock and drop it

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

http://t.co/IybjQHnc36

[PrettyMustard @pretty_mustard]

Tell someone they're beautiful! Hold that door open! Read porn to the blind! Just spread happiness!