Pretty Sike

Unlocking Nigeria's Hidden Gems |
Venture Capital Analyst|
Talents Resource - Music, Film, Art, et al |
Project Manager & Strategist|
(DP / BP Credits: Unknown)

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

The day I knew what village people cannot attempt does not exist was the day my Project Supervisor, the nicest lecturer in my faculty, told me (the Project Rep. of all 500 level students assigned to him) that he doesn't know me.
(A hurt thread)
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[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@lasisielenu Did you say someone has eczema on his brown teeth? 😭 Lasisi please naa 😩😭

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

I can move my ears without touching them like Daddy Showkey's boys & I can be the most hyperactive person at parties while sipping viju milk.
Do these count? 🥹

[Peace Ighodaro💛 @peace_igho]

You can't drive
You can’t swim
You can't ride bicycle
You can't play football

Ok, what exactly can you do??

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

I don’t care if you’re a man or woman — if you don’t have a job, you’ve got no business “falling in love.”

Love without income is just poverty with extra steps.

Weep!

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@Ugochukwu_96 When I was a 500 Level student in uni... Small me o... I was walking with my friends when this tall & chubby guy (a fresher) prostrated flat on his tummy to the ground to greet me in front of the student union building 😭... He was my lil bro's friend from home 😭
Ojú tìmí 😭

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@yabaleftonline I just read the comments! Casual kwa?
Omo! Even married people should go for tests regularly especially if couples don't see each other for up to 2 weeks+. The results & data my eyes saw & my hand documented in 2010 was enough reason to remain a virgin for life.
Married or not.

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@table_shaker_ Adam does not have shame like that o. He'll still still marry the new bride / another and divorce his wife. You think Adam didn't know what he was doing when he collected the apple from Eve & ate it?
Unenthusiastic Lol 😒

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

They said I should do give away & I don't even like this app like that.
How much do you need?
If your problem is bigger than me, tag your helper. If you don't have anyone, tag @Sir_Ayomiposh he will be happy to help.

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@PulseNigeria247 I'm too Nigerian to eat sushi and half fried eggs.
'Cos, why is my fish uncooked & why do my eggs have catarrh? 🥹😭

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

I had a wonderful experience as International Juror for the Shorts Shorts International Film Festival Japan and Asia 2025.

Thank you @s_s_f_f for a great time 🤍

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@Hwealth12 If you want to be selfish, cook poundo naa... Why will somebody pound yam with èfó rírò to invite my ears and nose only? O wrong nau! 🥺🥹

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

As a good neighbour, how will you pound yam & cook èfó rírò early in the morning and you won't consider sharing with me? 😕
It's just common courtesy...
🤷🏽 It's not like I'm pissed o, but come and fetch water in my compound again, lemme see.🥹

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@ComeySimon 😂🤥😂

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@JVickey89904 Very wicked 🥹

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@boss_hammed This song come sweet me more this morning sha 😂🤣🤣🤣

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@yabaleftonline Moral of the story: Name your son Victor 🧠⚽🥅

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@yhbryankimiq Jesus is God!

[YoungHoon Kim, IQ 276 @yhbryankimiq]

Why is Jesus God? Here is my answer.

- Highest IQ Record Holder

[Pretty Sike @pretty_sike]

@instablog9ja Some ladies look like this on their wedding day not because they've been holy all their lives o.
😂 The kind of immoralities they've been involved in ehn... Many baddies & OS can only dream of it.
So when they repent, they go the extra mile to look holy. Some still moonwalk sha🫢