Telfars and Tossed Salads

She/Her/Nigga. Young skin, wise mind, old soul. Closer to 50 than 30.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

Got off my 12 hour shift and walked a quick 9k steps to the park and back. Now time to eat breakfast and relax til I fall asleep.

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

When you stop reading books, you start losing verbal dexterity, depth of thought and imagination. A closed book is a closed mind. Don't EVER stop reading.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

Revisiting that @chancetherapper album a year after it was released, it as definitely a top 3 Rap album from last year. Maybe even number 1.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

🤣🤣🤣

[SANTERIA @COOLunderPressa]

A Ngga will tell you "This sht chess not checkers “ and he cant play neither one

[thegirl_Zora_🌞❤️ @1am_aube]

Buy your child a book every month and take them on a date to discuss it. talk about the characters like they’re real people. argue about their decisions. debate the lessons over food and drinks.

Don’t just raise children. raise readers.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

This shot has definitely happened to me. I’ve also had a woman say she was wanted to take me on a date to my favorite restaurant then expected me to pay. 🫠🫠

[Shak The Ceo 💼 @NumbThePain]

people be like “date people who like you” and it’s the girl who said she wanted to cook for me, then proceeded to ask for money for the groceries. 🫩

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

@tigergoodsmusic I wanna learn.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

Call me old if you want, but I love a bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

I need those @PendletonWM @Crocs BAD!

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

If it ain’t been said to my face, it ain’t been said.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

Watching @peacock’s Long Bright River and I’m 4 minutes int the first episode. My first thought was “why white people don’t be kissing and hugging their kids when they get out of the car for school?”

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

*in life.

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

This was a wild ending to the Patriots/Seahawks game.

[Jazz Memes @JazzMemes]

“The WIFI password is on the back of the router”

The back of the router:

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

@MayaaaaGz I’m literally just a few pages in. I’ll get back to you at around a hundred pages.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

@MayaaaaGz

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

@5PantyBandit2 That shit perfect!

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

😩😩

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Finishing a book is wild. You just... close it. After everything that happened. And then you're expected to carry on with your life???

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

@imakehersayyup I wanted to go see him so bad in Chicago so bad but I can’t get off work. I will definitely be flying back to Houston to catch that one.

[Telfars and Tossed Salads @prettyboinerd85]

Yall gonna have to pry them flavored Topo Chico sparkling waters out of my cold dead hands 😩😩😂😂