ashton jo

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

@assblaster_3000 you're in my thoughts and prayers

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

just a lil reminder that waving your hand and/or your debit card in my face is a full guarantee that you will be served last

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

not me correcting my girlfriend from "expresso" to "espresso" only for her to order and say "espressgo"

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

you know you work in the industry when the bartender says "i wish everyone ordered like you"

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

@assblaster_3000 hahahahahaha

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

finessing my coworkers by saying i'll go pick up lunch for them but in reality just doordashing it to the bar

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

@assblaster_3000 i'm sorry WHAT?? 😂

[John Summit @johnsummit]

im goood ya im feelin alright baby ima have the best fuckin night of my life ! (someone please send me home)

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Grown ass man inhaling his vape like a little slut

[Mariah @MariahhLynnn]

who gave me this big ass heart cause i don’t want it no moree

[d✮isy @toohighforthiis]

a long hug would go dummy right now

[teryn @youngtiddy]

don’t get me wrong i’m an alcoholic but why are u cracking open a soda at 8am

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

tay: where are we even gunna put another big piece on your leg??

me: *strips in the middle of the bar*

[ipoppingvideos @ipoppingvideos]

Man And His Date Argue In A Bowling Alley, And Lady Uses A Bowling Ball To Eliminate Him

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

@assblaster_3000 most relatable tweet i've seen today 🫠

[ashton jo @prettyboyashy]

*plugs phone in at bar next door*
"call me if anybody is really trying to get ahold of me"

this god damn idiot (me) 🙄