Cade Jones

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Can we all just admit that @Madonna is eating the fuck out of this era? Bitch has more aura at 67 than most of your favs in their 20s & 30s

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

It be the ugliest mfs out here thinking they’re the prize

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

I always feel bad for people who get in relationships and derail their entire career, friends, and life for a one year fling and then when it ends they struggle to try and pop it off again before they just repeat the cycle with the next distraction like damn y’all stress me out

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

golden hour, golden boy

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Finally updated to iOS26 and immediately regret it.. messages flash white before sending..notifications bounce at the top of the screen.. who TF wants this?? Is this shit fisher price?? Worst update Apple has ever done 😩

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I have no prime, I will evolve till I die.

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Instagram trying to make you watch 4 story ads after watching a friends story.. go touch some fucking grass

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Turning the cunt dial to MAXIMUM

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Thought you were better off without me, the results proved otherwise :)

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

What’s it all about, Alfie?

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

My mood listening to Mayhem tonight

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Monkey business

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Wicked was fuuuuucking incredible

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Business // Casual

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

One day I’m going to be on SNL

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

They’ll stop asking your opinion when you give them honest responses

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

An 80 year old man just asked me for my number in the street yall I’m doneeee

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Good things come to those who wait, but great things come to those who go get them

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

My Prozac music is @pinkpantheress2

[Cade Jones @prettyboycade]

Sometimes it’s impact over intent