My people want a perfect doctor to be available 24/7, everyday a year.
They want to call or WhatsApp you anytime, day or night, 5 a.m. and get instant replies.
They want every treatment to be 100% accurate. No missed diagnoses, no complications.
When it comes to OPD fee? They don't want to pay a dime zero. After all, “be be gist again?.”
If admitted, they want huge discounts so we can enjoy the private Room and gist with their families. After all, life is precious.
They want you to prescribe cheap, easily available medicines that last 4 years, no follow-ups, no tests needed.
As a doctor, you must magically stay updated on all the latest, most expensive, and most effective drugs.
You must also study continuously, attend every conference and CME, but your clinic must never close.
They want your hospital to have state-of-the-art machines, top theatres, and the best staff but they want to pay 5k for 1 week admission.
They want you to personally review every report, give each patient enough time, yet never make anyone wait.
They'll challenge you with Google, YouTube, pastor and aunty advice, and you must accept defeat gracefully against their 15-minute internet research.
They want you to treat every patient like family, while your own family gets used to seeing you more at the hospital than at home.
They don't want you to have a personal life. No holidays. No festivals. No illness. No tiredness.
If everything goes well, thank God.
If anything goes wrong, it’s the doctor’s fault.
In the eyes of the public, the ideal doctor carries the responsibility of God, the honesty of a saint, and the availability of a machine.
Are you a perfect doctor? 😏
@Les___Ego 😁😁 even you no believe this thing wee u type...you are either a child or a foolish person for taking this post of a movie character serious...I was referring to the character not the actor himself..olodo
@Dr_Afo That's what suits our people...most times when you charge them for the medical care, them go de para..like an average Nigerian still thinks Medicine is a Charity work and Doctors don't need much money..but when they go to buy their gold lace and chains you don't hear them talk.