Pretty Girl Rants

Living the rough life of a Pretty Girl

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@TomPottss Can you tell me the name of this song? I can't find it anywhere online but I heard it out somewhere.

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I already hate tomorrow #Monday

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I'd take this over a bouquet of flowers any day.

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Every time you look in the mirror a sign should pop up that says slut

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I have a better chance of hunting down a bear than my old bobby pins

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Booty shorts and heels are always a good combo #Not

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I'm all for chivalry, but I don't need a guy to pay for me.

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Let's all take a moment of silence for the girls whose eyebrows and hair color don't match.

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Coffee > boyfriends

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I hate waking up alone.

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Will power means not resending texts.

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Does anyone actually know what Lady Gaga even looks like?

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Selfies always look better upside down.

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Football pants don't receive nearly enough attention.

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Relationship status: Sleeping alone in my ex's old bedroom in his parents house

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The only acceptable way to workout is with your hair tied up.

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All I need is love. And coffee.

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Don't wear heels unless you can properly walk in them. It's that simple.

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Your face looks like a dried up mud puddle. #Yuck

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I have absolutely nothing to say to most people in my phone.