me: im an adult
also me: *in tears because I accidentally knocked my stuffed tiger I sleep with on the floor and he sat down there cold and alone for hours and I didn’t know*
big boobs aren't even fun okay you just wait till you gotta go shopping and everything fits around your waist but not your boobs, try finding bathing suits, and the MOST frustrating thing is that i look fatter than i am cause my fucking boobs are in the way
The other day I was explaining Big Dick Energy to my mom and she got hammered tonight and got in a fight with my dad and told him he had Small Dick Energy
rt if you’re
-pregnant
-hungry
-cheating on your gf/bf
-depressed
-on your period
-in love w/ someone but you haven’t told them
-broke
-happy and content with your life
no one will ever know which one