Kitty

i like coffee and sex (separately)

barista/SWer who thinks she's funny✨

she/her

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

it's okay if u don't think I'm funny u can still follow me there's other reasons

[mawia 🩵 ⸝⸝ʚ̴̶̷̆_ʚ̴̶̷̆⸝⸝ @rottedbrainz]

i wanna try micro bikinis but my areolas are massive life is so hard

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

when a girls squirt makes it all the way across the room, she HAS to get up and run 3 laps around the room #homerun

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

fuck the tension, just piss on me

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

"but I won't get it in your eyes!"

show me ur toilet seat rn mf

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

She's a high power sprinkler on bust

and I am Thirsty

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

IT support is currently working on fixing the problem. Thanks for your patience. https://t.co/NSDAOXglbZ

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

applying to college 4 years after I graduated with my high school transcript feels like catfishing on a dating website with old photos

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

@sarvern_ this one's real

[Letty @borntopiss]

I love allowing .exe files to make changes to my computer. Like do whatever u want babe. Its your world

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

so @moffi_222 was talking to a guy, he asked what she's into like kink wise and she answered and asked him the same question back

this man says

"I'm really into foreplay. It gets me super horny before fucking"

Like yes sir that is indeed what foreplay does!

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

if someone steals my lunch at work I put superglue in their sex doll x

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

😭😭

[jess 🐇💛 @blushiebunbun]

“your man is a 2d fictional character” yeah and i’m jpegging him

[Wanda Maximoff Defense Attorney @Neil_McNeil]

This is the vibe I bring to the function

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

@sarvern_ that's to wave goodbye to the bitches who talk behind ur back 😻😽😌🤭🤩

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

@maygser yeah

[Kitty @prettykittyirl]

u guys know grenadine, like the villain in the smurfs??

[Tris ���� @digitris]

Pan: you bisexuals don’t even like trans people! You’re all transphobic!

Bi: you guys invented a term for liking trans people as if they’re different! You’re all transphobic!

Ladies, ladies, you both have straight boyfriends

(Credit to Sophi)