In all seriousness, I need some suggestions on how to display/put out fruit on my kitchen island so it doesn’t look like I just don’t have a plan. (Even though I don’t) #sos#kitchenhacks
Is it considered #STEMeducation when your kiddo leaves their @Babybel cheese wrapper on the wooden, sun soaked deck of their brand new playground? Or is it just another way my kids taunt me? #waxmelts#poorparentalsupervision
@Granollamamama It’s got some old school advice, but it really helped our situation- and was practical. I didn’t have to change things too much either. Good luck- a mama needs sleep!
Well, I’ve realized how resourceful a mama can be. Did you know a #target bag can double as a umbrella (of sorts anyway). Yay for a dirty car! #momskills#problemSolving
Some neighborhood boys came & took lemonade and money from my girl’s lemonade stand. The girls then decided to cut their hair. I wanna yell at all the kids. And their parents. Except I’m one of those parents- so I offered myself a glass of wine. I’m weeping into it currently. 😩
I’m all about my kids wearing a uniform at school... until tonight, when I realize tomorrow is picture day, a non-uniform day, and all I have to choose from in the girl’s closet is neon and bedazzled. Guess a @Target run is in order. #momlife#picturedayproblems
60 degrees to a #minnesotan in the spring is open windows, shorts, bbqs & flip flops. 60 degrees to a Minnesotan in the fall is gas fireplace on, North Face vest zipped, @cariboucoffee hot something ready to roll. We’re not as hardy as we let on 😉 #fallishere#minnesotastyle
I had a convo with a friend about worst sleepover experiences - she won by a landslide when she told the story of sleeping over at a house with no indoor bathroom & having to pee in the middle of the night, in a bucket, in her friend’s parent’s BEDROOM. #canyoutopthat 😱
My kids used my iPad this morning and now that it’s my turn I got to play a game of pancake or booger. I’m happy to report it was only pancake on the screen. #parenthoodisgrand