Somebody’s Wife

I’m sorry mom

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

Some advice from my mother before I moved that I still think about to this day:

“Always poop at work so you can save money on toilet paper” 🧻🚽

[kesha @KeshaRose]

I love being cunty on my burner 💕

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.

Have a great night!

[bella @stottlover]

don’t jump to conclusions

me:

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

Today I have learned that I am not cut out for customer service.

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

Wow my daddy issue jokes have come back do I need to go to therapy

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@tinypeytz

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

Drunk and being reminded of my toxic former job. Makes me appreciate the shitty one I have now and how it’s not as bad so I’m vibin

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@myspace_orYours Yes cause we’re mad that they’re mad about everything

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

Reading the comment sections of Pride articles from my hometown make me so glad I don’t live there anymore

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

I’m at the point where I’m frantically checking the weather for our wedding date and I know it’s too soon for it to be certain but seeing a chance of rain stresses me outtttttt 😭

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

If you’re wondering how stressed I am… I just had a dream I cancelled the entire wedding and eloped instead.

Happy *almost * wedding month to me.

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@myspace_orYours Well cause it’s never a party without you

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@myspace_orYours My mom also got a puppy and I would like to share a pic of her

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@myspace_orYours

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@myspace_orYours Okay but this isn’t dramatic bc same

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

Major W, yall.

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

Adam walking through downtown Indy with pockets FULL of Taco Bell breakfast salsa is exactly why I’m marrying him

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@myspace_orYours

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

We just got our first rsvp and adam got a high from it and keeps asking if we have more yet and I wanna throw up. Like yeah I invited all these people but I didn’t think anyone would actually show up 🤮

[Somebody’s Wife @Prettyoddgirl]

@myspace_orYours TOM YOU DOG GET IT