sophiiiiiiiiuh

essentially a punk elle woods

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

being single? boring. being in a relationship? stressful. being??? completely not worth it.

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

hopping on twitter/x for the first time in YEARS to remind everyone JK Rowling continues to be a TERF and if you don't know what it's like playing div 3 club rugby,

✨️shut the fuck up about it✨️

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

What she said 👇

[Kyle Goon @kylegoon]

I mostly let ugly people be ugly on this website. But I think there is enough questioning of my integrity of this story in comments that I want to make sure I am perfectly clear on a few things that either did not make the final edits or are extra reporting context:

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

if trans people wanna comment surgery gofundmes, I’m gonna give away 10k in $500 increments until it’s gone, & if other people wanna scroll through and make donations, please do

the government will never be the source of our validation or protection, we have to do it ourselves

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

Bob Belcher finally has won his war against Jimmy Pesto

[The Chaser @chaser]

Afraid you'll need to be a bit more specific if you're gonna ask us to delete the post making fun of TERFs

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

@EpicAsparagus

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

alright yall im inebriated and ready to do this again. like for a post-2019 pic or screen recording I have saved on my phone

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

if u like this post ill find a pic in my camera roll that reminds me of u (tht isnt u) bc im borrrreedd

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

@Popebaynery

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Oh god it’s too real

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

@Chasing_Frogs11 a subuwu

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

@Chasing_Frogs11 truly deleted that moment from my memory

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you are refusing to get vaccinated against COVID-19, maybe it's because you are getting your medical advice from news pundits, fearmongers, conspiracy theorists, and other deeply misinformed people, rather than from Medical Professionals.

[sapphic white boy @bog_chaser]

Caffeine panic attacks: fuck fuck i’m never gonna get this done on time fuck shit

Weed panic attacks: (rotating a 3D model of a spider in my mind) i thiunk my friends are mad at me

[Poli Sci Bitches @poliscibitches]

Gonna get a shot of Pfizer shot of Moderna shot of JJ and shot of AZ and call it the Four Horsemen

[sophiiiiiiiiuh @sopheyeuh]

thinking about her (cowgirl at panera)

[Poli Sci Bitches @poliscibitches]

My cousin is doing a gender reveal today and the theme is putters or pearls. I asked why a girl can’t play golf and now I’m in trouble.