Poli Sci Bitches

we are two untenured women in political science. and we are bitches.

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@jensteen @ProfHansNoel Very long!!

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I held an elevator for @ProfHansNoel today #MPSA2024

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Spot the Poli Sci Bitches in the Palmer House! #mpsa2024

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Just popping back on to say remember that time a bunch of political scientists pooled money to have Snoop Dogg tell students to read the syllabus?

Truly the peak of #poliscitwitter @ryancbriggs

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Given the 600 tweet per day viewing limit, we’re shuttering this account for a while! Catch you bitches on TikTok and Ao3! #RateLimitExceeded

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

6 members of the Supreme Court could fit on a submersible

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@mirandayaver Love that the replies on that are filled with Bernie supporters slamming her. WELL DONE! YOU REALLY SHOWED HER!!

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Our family was not eligible for the student loan forgiveness under Biden’s plan, but I simply cannot imagine begrudging others for getting such an amazing, important benefit.

Fuck SCOTUS.

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Ok hear me out, Rate My Professors but it’s just for rating men that exist in the wild. Like non-men rate our exes and our bosses and our friends on how shitty (or not!) they are so we can warn others

There will def be a chili pepper 🌶️

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A month into summer break googling “do they make shock collars for children”

[Jennifer N. Victor @jenvictor.bsky.social @jennifernvictor]

Position taking (voted against), advertising (tweeting), and credit claiming (for particularistic benefits) all in one tweet!
#MayhewForever

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The hill I die on as an international relations professor is that the idea that there are “seven continents” is arbitrary, absurd, and Eurocentric

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@EPoe187 @PosenIzzy Tell me a joke you want to tell at work and I’ll tell you if I think it’s misogynistic

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Multiverse movies work better when there are already other universes we actually care about. I flipping LOVED #TheFlashMovie

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"THE CAT IS NOT A WEAPON" things you don't realize you'll have to say as a parent for $500 alex

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@julia_azari ME: The president of the United States has seven roles
STUDENTS: what are they
ME: I said he has seven didn’t I

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@ryancbriggs @JacquesThibs People who report that exercise makes them happier have Stockholm Syndrome. I exercise most days and I am still 100% bitch all the time

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@forestbook82 Okay listen, I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer here, but if I had to hazard a guess, I'd say it's probably too late for him

And I'm actually asking why there is not a tracker in the sub, like is there not one? why not?

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Did they not, like, put an AirTag in that submarine or something