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mostly silly satire

[hello @prettyprivleged]

Every time I get my period when my babysitter comes the entire time I lay in bed

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

I hope she succeeds because If men were the ones menstruating, we would have found a way to reduce it to once a year by now.

[hello @prettyprivleged]

I do not understand why you would pay to see Jerry Seinfeld in 2026… like does he have a new shtick? Elaine was right

[Lin Biao's ghost @TneinSpines]

This is worse than Kramer's racist outburst btw, but he said what polite society quietly believes so he will face no consequences

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(Yoda suddenly remembering an embarrassing thing he said 700 years ago) Kill myself I must

[Gilgit Baltistan Tourism. @GBTourism_]

Hunza Gilgit Baltistan in 1957 😍

[Tamer Nahed @Tamer_Alnoaizy]

This is my barber, neighbor, and friend, Anis Harzallah. He used to live a very comfortable life and owned a large beauty salon. Today, he cannot even find a tent for his children or afford to feed them.

I felt an overwhelming sense of heartbreak. I never imagined I would see him like this.

[hello @prettyprivleged]

@iam_kawal_ @LateefSaka Came here to say this

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

“If you were a slave and I were your master, and the only way for you to be free was to strike a blow to kill me, what would you do?”

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Settlers advertising a “Stop the Harvest” event tomorrow — don’t forget your two liters of water (at least), hat, sunscreen, and closed shoes.

[hello @prettyprivleged]

@BigMeanInternet he was probably expressing sympathy more like I can't afford this either kelly clarkson

[Iran in Ghana @IRAN_GHANA]

We extend our apologies to the word "civilization".

[IRIB (Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting) @iribnews_irib]

A wedding in Bandar Abbas, north of the Strait of Hormuz. People at the ceremony are chanting: "You are stuck in the Strait of Hormuz!"

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

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[mahdi @_mahdichowdhury]

Sheesh Mahal in Lahore Fort, starry convex glass imported from Syria

[hello @prettyprivleged]

My mom an occasionally employed retail worker will give my brother money for rent

[FomOliver @fomoliver]

Buffett's pregnant daughter asked her billionaire father for a $30,000 loan for a new kitchen. He sent her to a bank for a mortgage.

Susie and her husband's house in Washington was cramped, and the kitchen badly needed expanding. They didn't have the cash for the work. She made a point of saying: "I was not asking him to give me the money." Just a loan - from a father worth tens of billions of dollars.

Buffett said no.

Susie recalled what she was thinking at the time: "Oh, come on. Can't you do this?" She joked she'd end up on the cover of People as homeless while her father became "super rich."

It wasn't about the amount. $30,000 isn't a decision that takes Buffett any real thought. It's that he processed his own daughter's request the same way he'd process a stranger's application: a credit decision, not a family obligation.

The real question in front of him wasn't "can I afford this." It was whether being his daughter should make him her personal bank. The answer turned out to be no - not even once, not even for a kitchen, not even for a pregnant daughter.

[Rami Elghandour @RamiElghandour]

This is KKK levels of hatred and racism

[hello @prettyprivleged]

Me today carrying my toddler + his bike in one hand and in the other a cup holder with a his and hers iced americano and hot latte

[mikey 🕺✨ @mikeytalks2much]

this is still hotter to me idc

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Hey so ICE shooting a car with a 5 year old child in it is exactly what the IDF does to Palestinian families

[Natasha @OhTripe]

Friendly reminder that Meghan and Harry cut funding for a charity that dared to say Israel is an apartheid state.

Don't let anyone forget it.

[hello @prettyprivleged]

@Meh222013 @turntineforwhat Even with a balaclava he ugly af 🤮

[roqayah chamseddine @roqchams]

Thinking of Nizar Banat today and every day.