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rock n roll

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just got promoted. yup, Head Concubine at J.G. Wentworth

[oill @prettyretard]

can somebody help me not get raped every single day of my life

[oill @prettyretard]

yep, woke up in RapeWorld again

[oill @prettyretard]

@hochiminion ur so hot

[oill @prettyretard]

im tired of waking up in RapeWorld ™ every day

[oill @prettyretard]

this will go viral

[oill @prettyretard]

my pussy is a liminal space

[oill @prettyretard]

killing me wokely

[oill @prettyretard]

*guy who thinks he invented jacking off*

Hello? Operator? Yes, the president of the united states please

[oill @prettyretard]

everyone is fucking insane

[oill @prettyretard]

predictive text knows the meaning behind it all

[oill @prettyretard]

tender for a good time to come back and get some extra juice

[oill @prettyretard]

pussy can be used for evil

[oill @prettyretard]

the first thing that came out was that i wanted to get my hands dirty but it wasn’t working and it was a lot harder to do so it just took a while for my mind and body

[oill @prettyretard]

someday i’ll get to know the real me

[oill @prettyretard]

sometimes you just need a little help and some good luck 👍🏻

[oill @prettyretard]

thanks guys I'll be here all night

[oill @prettyretard]

why did Mickey divorce Minnie?

bc she was fucking goofy 😂

[oill @prettyretard]

@pucadots i forgive you

[oill @prettyretard]

personally i think that everybody who has ever met me owes me an apology