justinetime

I go pretty dumb

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

If we’re gonna be honest here imma just say I say fucked up shit because I constantly feel insecure for feeling less than for being fat

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

Of course I’m fake I have to be for my mom to like me

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

Anyway I’m not gonna rest until Taco Bell brings back the grilled stuft nacho

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

More than minimum wage + benefits sounds nice on paper until your benefits get taken out of your check and you’re back to making minimum wage

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

Like wow before I could have this money and not need therapy

[Becky Bischer @BischerBecky]

Are Apple Jacks getting smaller or am I becoming a bigger fatass?

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

My ubers car smelt like that no more tangled green spray from L’Oréal I used as a kid ... in heaven

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

Damn science is wild

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

@MofuckaMaria Hi

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

@veganchase Ur silly

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

I want a crow friend

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

Ok so Phil from modern family is Michael Scott as a dad

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

Please just don’t be a person that points with their pinkies

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

I doordashed and it got dropped off at my boyfriends crazy neighbors house I really don’t know what to do in this situation

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

WHY couldn’t I have been reincarnated as david Attenborough

[M A R I A A A @Mareeeah_]

Guys please take care of yourself and those around you covid is no joke we got lucky to have little symptoms and nothing worse but theirs others out there who aren’t coming back out after they go to the ER!!! 😭 wear a mask

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

Ever be like “what’s that noise?” And then you realize it’s you.... jiggling your ankle/leg

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

There’s no me time like me in the car by myself time

[justinetime @prettyshiddy]

If you don’t pick up@your dogs poop YOUR MOMS A HOE
.. and then it ends up in my boyfriends car and I end up crying because I feel bad
Srsly go to hell