mj

pretty & smart 🎯 I might watch a little bit of football 🤏🏾

[mj @prettysmort]

@shellsss12 To be one of the girly pops

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@MilkBefrCereal I recognise Mustafa Mount

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I’m about to become the first person to be blocked on the AllTrails app 💀

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Man I hate this phone fr

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@MilkBefrCereal go get your own

[mj @prettysmort]

Ah shi, here we go again 🫩

[dollie @manicdollie]

why do peopl think tweeting with 0 likes is scary, its fun asf i can say whatever i want and no one will see it

[mj @prettysmort]

Today’s pre-workout:
An orange, a date, 4 hours sleep, 12 separate cries 🤏🏾

[mj @prettysmort]

@rizxhmed1 This needs a comma

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Forced my cousins to come driving range with me. The bfd accent has infiltrated the white sanctuary

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@BatmansDadd First time the sequel is actually even better than the first film

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Started watching MobLand. Oh my lord Tom Hardy the man you are 🫣

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I have no motivation to train my triceps today. Can I go home now?

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@Mukhtar11_ How The Departed isn’t on here I’ll never know

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March-August 2026 me was the weirdest, craziest, traumatic hot girl summer. She’s been put to bed now, l think

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Uncle in his taxi kept watching me through his rearview mirror as I was having a karaoke sesh 🫪

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This will either be the best thing to happen to me for a while or it will kill me

[Liban @LibanLDN]

We were rusty. Prem starts next week for us.

[mj @prettysmort]

Oh okay so new season but still the same United

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Of course we’d allow Hull to score