Whatupdemons

An arbie-less barbie is indiscernable from an eef-less beef

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

Rachel McAdams could kill me with her bare hands and I would be in endless bliss

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

@CEOofBread Who asked you

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

I hate to say it, but I think I'm on board with the weird fraternal twin discrimination that identical twins participate in

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

you're laughing? david lynch is being reincarnated as the switch 2 and you're laughing?

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

Took a small wfh nap and woke up to find out David Lynch died??? 😢

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

People bitching about "supply and demand" like Uber didn't used to be free on NYE

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

Not capping prices on the most popular night of the year for folk to drink and drive is actually dangerously irresponsible on Ubers end

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

Israel is the screaming toddler of the Middle East and the US is the enabling mother letting them run around the restaurant

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Kinda fucked that the best solution to an irritated taste but is to rip it off with your teeth

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Keep seeing birth order theory posts but what does it mean if I'm an only child dating a twin

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

I'm convinced I could study my way into being a decent parent even though I know that's not how it works but that's the only way I know how to do things well

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

Might fuck around and get a flip phone, iPod nano, and digital camera just to feel alive again

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I'll be so real with you, if you were really that "elder" you would have seen them when they were touring those albums 10 years ago.

[alexis🎵 @jellieskull]

What

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

I am so thrilled with the public reaction to the United CEO getting gunned down

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

This PhD girl discourse is really doing me in today

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

Now that I live here I cannot believe how far it goes

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Wild that we just let a whole state be run by the lds cult

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

I feel like when the meteorologists are crying it's maybe time to consider doing something about this

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

It feels illegal that a job can offer insurance but not actually give it to you until you've worked there for 3 months.

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

This tiktok comment is stressing me out bc it implies they've never used a mouse before and I'm realizing that could very well be the case.

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

@zmills That's LA babeyyy

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

I know it makes sense but it's a little funny that parents get a discount on the second kid if they put twins in daycare.

[Whatupdemons @prettywannabe]

@zmills @bencsmoke