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Reinventing myself. Patent pending.

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@ELAlAirline Your website isn't working properly, there's no one to talk to on Whatsapp, your call center is closed, and we're stuck in a loop trying to request a refund for a ticket that's fast approaching the 48 hour deadline. Help!

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@PCMtnAlert Any updates about Quicksilver potentially opening?

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@DR__Hawk__ @PCMtnAlert Give us some good news!!!

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@Judianna One Likes It Hot. (A story of thermostat control)

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@CharlieK_news $10,000? I'd happily take that deal for $100 bucks.

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@simonateba I want to make sure I have this straight. Perhaps you can clarify. Democrats believe that President Trump not allowing a country who regularly calls for "Death to America" to have nuclear weapons....endangers Americans?

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@MissElektrik03 @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump The plane was a private jet and had mechanical issues. You should be awfully proud, using the death of three people to further your political agenda.

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@StephenKing This is actually a really good analogy. If you've ever seen a bull in a China shop, they run around all threatening, yet never knock anything over. It's the people (read other countries) that need to be careful not to piss off the bull. For too long, the US were mice, not bulls.

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@allenanalysis This tweet aged well.

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@StephenKing Not in the slightest.

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@JoJoFromJerz Can you say *anything* without cursing? As if we need a constant reminder that you're trash from Jersey.

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@Matthewtravis08 So, you'd welcome illegals into this country whose various goals for our citizens include submissive women, Sharia law, opioid addictions, and mass murder, but you're cutting off your family because they'd rather not have these consequences? You're a true American Hero.

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@JoJoFromJerz You're an idiot. It's just that simple. Like your mind

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@itsdeaann Not even 4 hours into the Trump Presidency and already you're editing clips to fuel your divisive narrative.

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Remember when companies took pride in the items they built and the longevity associated with that quality? Remember when customer service was something you valued? @LGUS sure doesn't.

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@KeithOlbermann Yeah. That sounds like a *great* idea, Keith. Do you even think about the crap that comes out of your mouth before you say it? You're not so different from Trump after all, are you?

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@MeachamDr This statement is laughable considering your candidate was hand selected without going through normal election channels, then proceeded to blow through a Billion Dollars in campaign funds in record time. But blame the other side. It's what libs always do.

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@Linda__Stevens @_celia_bedelia_ He works for We, The People. And didn't even take his salary last time. Liberal stupidity knows no bounds.

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@ZeekArkham So glad I switched cell phone carriers and my free Disney+ perk ended. I won't even watch their drivel when it's free. Here's hoping Rachel Zegler fades into oblivion.

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@JoJoFromJerz We are laughing as well. At you. Because of your stupidity.