prayz

Universal Soldier

[prayz @preyz_e]

You got to pray man, even on your best days

[Sam. O. @Sammyporsche17]

When you are expecting a soft life and God surprises you with something bigger

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

“omo i don late oh, make i run”

“fvck, i forget my earpiece”

[𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐲✞︎ @montero_997]

MY JAW FUCKING DROPPED😭😭😭😭HOWWWW???!!!

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

Our landlord increased our rent by ₦50,000 two months ago.

Last week was his mother's burial, so all the tenants contributed money and raised ₦1.3 million for a condolence visit.

On the burial day, every one of us traveled to his village. When he saw us coming, he was shocked. The money was transferred to his account there, and after eating, we left.

When he returned, he called us for a meeting and said that he had deducted ₦100,000 from each tenant's rent.

[Jiggy🫠 @Timisaidit]

💯

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

2 days after trying to drag land with your village uncle:

[Tobi Peter @Tobipeter8]

Even Spider-Man no dey call Ironman Tony

[Prestigious @Prestigious_Gt]

We all know who he is but let’s act like we don’t know

I wish the husband well sha

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

I wan use “once I trade” kill this girl, me wey no get wallet

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Lmao, wetin be this?😂😭

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

As a man, you will learn that losing the woman you thought you would marry is sometimes the plot twist that saves your life.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Na here Shallipopi begin calculate him money wey dey Dapper hand

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

"Oga, as I dey change the oil for you car, I notice one sound, make I fix am?"

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🗓️ 16.08.2003

The rest is history.

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

this is 60. 🤍

[prayz @preyz_e]

Tupac should have had a child tho

[Zandile @zan_deee]

I think the nice part about life is that we eventually do get over people.

[❣︎ @tara0t_]

I enjoyed reading dictionaries as a child

[mia? @bjorkagem]

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