CardiB4Prez

Parody account bitch. Vote Trump to stick it to the libs. Vote Cardi to stick it to the rest. Vote me in 2028.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

Elderly white folks are trying hard to save us young people from socialism, but could give a shit about global warming or a pandemic.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

This motherfucker is DEFINITELY getting a job on my cabinet.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

Yo @realDonaldTrump ! You give that #cinnamonenema a try yet?!

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

Y’all heard Trumps latest corona cure? #cinnamonenema

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

When M Night Shyamalan dies they’ll find a key to a chest filled with dvds of deleted scenes from all his awful movies that would have made them good.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

When I wash my clothes they’re just bathing in their own nasty-ass filth and getting mixed up a bunch. I need a clothes SHOWER, MFer.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

#maximumvotingage

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

If there’s a minimum voting age then why the fuck not a maximum voting age? A bunch of senile limp dick motherfuckers voted in Trump and DIED BEFORE HE EVEN TOOK OFFICE! WTF?!

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

If you can’t vote for your first 18 years you shouldn’t be able to your last 18 years. I’ll make the maximum voting age 63 for women and 58 for men. If you don’t like it suck on my balls.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

Your time is almost up and you’re making decisions that’ll affect me for the REST of my LIFE?! Fuck that!

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

Creepy shit like this’ll get you thrown in prison when I’m the prez.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

https://t.co/KsMgkMZnG0 That’s why they call these motherfuckers creepy-ass cockatoos. Creep-ass fucks.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

You KNOW Bernie is down for some WAP. #NotAllMen

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

Or regular castrated. Like I give a fuck.

[CardiB4Prez @prez_b4]

To reduce the abortion rate, all men will be chemically castrated.