Prezident Newman

Bunnies can't swim.

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Better to run @MSMU half a year as a lion than 100 years as a sheep. This tiny career blip is merely a flesh wound.

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Good luck finding a president with a drop of the talent of the president you just lost, @MSMU

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Bah, admonishments are to me, @byrd_nick @iSCHigherEd, what nerf darts are to F16s.

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

If @MSMU wants to become Mount 2.0, they will have to mount me:

https://t.co/aWul91B5U2

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Goal: #1 ranking in every category for @MSMU. Status: Winning. https://t.co/xgg8KAC0tT

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Moses, Jesus, Ghandi, MLK Jr, George Washington, and @MSMU prez Simon Newman: Courageous men who didn't stand down, @Taxtreats

[Nick Byrd, Ph.D. @byrd_nick]

@prezidentnewman on @PresidentMSMU (with images, tweets) · thatprofessor https://t.co/sJfgui8baD

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

@ggreenwald @the_intercept prof fired @MSMU advised student newspaper with story leaking univ pres saying some students 'need 2b drowned'

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

@ggreenwald @the_intercept It's an American college: @MSMU in Maryland. College President worked in finance before.

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

@the_intercept @ggreenwald story up your ally: College pres/board monitor faculty email then fire 'disloyal' faculty
https://t.co/mCMbOCbYWT

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Emails *are* being monitored @MSMU of course. But the loyal should not worry. https://t.co/mCMbOCbYWT

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Employees @MSMU are worried about email monitoring. Didn't Christ say "Do not worry" in 2 Corinthians? #simonnewman

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Why does the American Catholic Philosophical Association try to impose their ethical views on @MSMU? https://t.co/MQNPijnJVg

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Agree! Totally bonkers, @maxabelson! The disloyalty @MSMU is rampant! Good thing there's a Univ Pres who knows how to reign it in!

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

ACPA blathering on about ethics, @WeAreAllBunnies. Plenty of business ethics courses for Stanford MBA students.

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Such dedication to a job exceeds even God's, who rested on the 7th day, @BostonTeresa @MikeOLoughlin, True role model 4 @MSMU students!

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Such an inspirational story, @jselingo. It's the finance world's version of Rocky, where hero wears cufflinks instead of boxing gloves!

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

The @MSMU board knows a go-getter when they see one, @ccpecknold. Consider the deliverables delivered. #SimonNewman

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

The only thing more ferocious than that editorial, @RonCharles, is #SimonNewman's perseverance. Such an inspiration for @MSMU students!

[Prezident Newman @prezidentnewman]

Oh how I love inspirational stories: https://t.co/jLpmebSHtj

[The Chronicle of Higher Education @chronicle]

Faculty at Mount St. Mary's have called on Simon Newman to resign by this morning. How he came to be president: https://t.co/0jnxPRsC6E