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New Account of PrezzVerde
Original account hacked

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

When you really love mutton, dil se!

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@Joydas If I had ₹10 in those days, I would start a bank. Why would I stand in a queue? 🙃

[Joy @Joydas]

Absolute nonsense. Banks didn’t exist before Modi era. We used to keep our money in boxes and dig underground to store them. And it was only coins because apart from few billionaires, nobody else had seen Rs 10 note

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@Mirage_gurrl 🤣🤣🤣

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

Time for each one to say this. Tumhara kachra Gen Z hi saaf karenege kya?

[D @Deb_livnletliv]

Mugdha Pradhan, iThrive CEO gives a 440 volt Cultural Shock to Vishwaguru and ITCell slaves...

"Finally people are calling you with the true words you deserve...how dare you try to suppress women.
One forgiving Slap i will give you
Fu**ng Old man"

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

Created by Facebook.
Destroyed by Instagram.
Guess who?

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

सुना है छात्रों की गूँज मोई जी के कान तक पहुँच गयी।

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@hellwala 🤣🤣

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@deebayleaf Bechaare 17 log, jinhone bookmark kiya hai. 😊

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

उत्तर प्रदेश से विवाह किया है? तभी तो उत्तर प्रदेश के साथ वही कर रहे हैं। 🫢

[कल्पना श्रीवास्तव 🇮🇳 @Lawyer_Kalpana]

अखिलेश जी, योगी आदित्यनाथ जी सन्यासी हैं। उन्होंने गृहस्थ आश्रम का त्याग कर राष्ट्र और धर्म की सेवा का व्रत लिया है।

व्यर्थ घूमने वालों की बात उन्होंने की, आप उसे अपनी आपबीती समझ बैठे। योगी जी ने उत्तर प्रदेश से विवाह किया है और उसे अपराध, भ्रष्टाचार से मुक्त कर विकास का वरदान दे रहे हैं।

जो परिवारवाद की कुर्सी संभालने में व्यस्त रहते हैं, वे जनता की सेवा का अर्थ कैसे समझेंगे?

[Akhilesh Yadav @yadavakhilesh]

बता रहे हैं या ‘आत्म कथा-व्यथा’ सुना रहे हैं?

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@Marvellous_MrsG 8500 wali discount mein 5000 ki mili hai. 😊

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@Marvellous_MrsG हमाये सर्जन को एक भी नहीं मिली। 🥲

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@Delhiite_ Band ghadi bhi din mein do baar sahi time batati hai.

[زماں @Delhiite_]

Although I hate Churchill for the Bengal Famine, I have to admit that this prediction about Indian politicians feels painfully true today:

“All Indian leaders will be of low calibre and men of straw. They will have sweet tongues and silly hearts. They will fight amongst themselves for power and India will be lost in political squabbles. A day would come when even air and water would be taxed in India.”

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@back2thevibe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

Kya taporipana hai yaar !! 🥲

[Yogi Adityanath @myogiadityanath]

आज जब कोई धमकी देता है कि दंगा करवा देंगे तो मैं कहता हूं-

आओ बच्चू, मैं तुम्हें दंगा कराना सिखा देता हूं कि कैसे दंगा होता है...

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@PMNehru 😈

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

One curry has to go.

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

Fun Fact

Annual sales of Fanta is estimated at ₹ 6,400 crore.

[newslaundry @newslaundry]

At Rs 2.32 crore a day, the Yogi Adityanath govt in Uttar Pradesh spent Rs 6,811 crore on publicity over eight years.

That outpaces the central Modi government, which spent roughly Rs 6,000 crore on advertising over 11 years.

@Basantrajsonu reports.

https://t.co/PIZRvq5dQQ

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

Saayoni Ghosh ye sab bolkar bhi kaise mil leti hai.... itna beshram banna hai mujhe is duniya mein 🤣🤣

[Prez💤 @PrezzzVerde]

@Minniie_Mehra Whoever planned this was brilliant. Impact of this statement is just the opposite of "Main pyaz naheen khati".