Dank Williams Jr. ⤐

gotta find your fire in the company of corn. | hide poundin’ honey | she scorched her brand into the soil on this Earth. IG: theprickledk

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

hi if you’re new to my twitter, i make art and other stuff! this is a thread of it here!

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

i’m just going to keep this account live as a memorial of me being THAT bitch™️

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

so since i’m so fucking ugly and apparently look like Napoleon Dynamite, i’m deleting my twitter and sticking to my instagram. you all are fucking assholes, goodbye.

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

*girl being cute, minding her business, getting money*

dude with a body like Buddha and $-.46 in his bank account: bruh she ain’t even that bad LMAOOO idk why y’all hype

[Thugnificent @7hugnificent]

@CRuthheart @prickled_k__

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

I’m still in amazement this woman is 25 years of age. She look 45 https://t.co/oJElpN0CD7

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

see when i tell y’all men love to be annoying when we’re minding our business? https://t.co/YxeIAyaZM3

[Colby Ruthheart @CRuthheart]

@prickled_k__ You have the facial expression down to a T.

[justine @biticonjustine]

i am trying. i really am. i swear to god im trying.

[JJ @FLEXIN3X]

We been RT'ing for good luck since 2012 and I ain't found a million dollars in my pillowcase yet so fuck y'all.

[Small Shop Hype @CarpeVinum_]

Hyper-realistic paintings by Omar Ortiz

[Pepe 🐸 @__pepecoineth]

I hate friends who literally only want to hang out when there’s something to do. Like you don’t wanna just come stuff your face and talk about problems with me me? Ok

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

One day. Y’all will stop teaching boys their manhood comes at the expense of owning/controlling a woman’s agency.

Women getting killed for staying, killed for leaving, and killed for not entertaining a mans advance. Must stop https://t.co/MOd31tEYwW

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Researchers concluded that there are 4 types of drunks: The Hemingway, whose personality stays the same - The Mary Poppins, who becomes even sweeter and more outgoing - The Nutty Professor who becomes an uninhibited attention-seeker - And Mr. Hyde, who turns hostile.

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

@Fgissellerod thank you mama 💕💕

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

and it’ll be Rosary and Sangria

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

@_hwestttt ily

[Dank Williams Jr. ⤐ @prickled_k__]

all day errrday https://t.co/9GSIeXCFGQ