Schmoo

You wouldn't notice me in the streets.

[Schmoo @priddy_unseen]

My younger bro's pal. 😂😂😂😂

[𝑒. @femmefa777ale]

traditional reading was never the problem, it’s how expensive physical books have become 🥲

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Unfortunately I do believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

🇫🇷Hiç altın madeni olmayan Fransa 2.436 ton altını rezervi ile dünya 4.sü.
🇲🇱860 altın madeni olan ve yılda 50 ton altın üreten Mali'de ise altın rezervi 0 (SIFIR).
☠️Şimdi bu Fransızlar dükkandan şampuan ve ayakkabı çalan göçmenlere "hırsız" diyor.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Os celulares costumavam vir com fones de ouvido grátis 😂

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Yes l don't support South Africa but this is so wrong especially from an African
Why have you left the goal keeper in full clothes?

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Sun Tzu was right, a good man without strength is hoping that evil has mercy.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

It's almost like American stock market is overinflated

[(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) @Chelaa_03]

very nais, it will ease the movement of a boda guy going to beat the shii* outta your wife

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[lindy @Lindyyay]

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Sometimes male anger at “women getting special treatment” reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

So that’s why white people didn't assimilate to Native American culture?

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever