my life is a joke im 26 getting scolded like im 15 for having a condom wrapper in my trash can and then being forced to admit Who i ""let"" fuck me..... can my mother be Normal. FOR TWO SECONDS.
my period jumpscared me today but really i shouldnt have been surprised since i kept wakin up all night and being able to just fall back asleep within ten minutes when usually i have to top up on medication to sleep until the early morn... puppy wants to explode everyone
sleeveless lohen and lohen in shorts is awesome but somehow he still looks more erotic when hes fully covered and i prefer him that way. My elegant slutty prince
thinking about lohen having not slept in days and only managing to fall asleep when hes smushed against varka in the busiest tavern theyve ever been in while varka keeps a strong arm around him but also keeps talking and bantering with people
also todays just been blurry as fuck cuz an alter had a breakdown and then its now suddenly 6:40pm and im on twibber dot com bitching about it. i want five hundred beers NEOWWWWW pls
being a system sucks cuz both me and the host are confused as fuck over a switch and have proceeded to sit in the dark with a terrible headache over it. which we both know is our body being like "meds!!! meds! meds! HELLO?! OUR MEDS?!" but neither of us can move very much
i made it to the fucking floor but i somehow dont remember how i did that. so im literally laid flat on the floor with no recollection of how i got here. my body does not wish to function while my brain screeches at me for daring to not function for One second of my life