Mprigo

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@smiler_230 moid

[една българка @transbulgaria]

Bulgarian astronauts from the Artemis mission have just returned to Bulgaria, where locals welcomed them with cheers and threw a huge celebration in their honor.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Archeologists have uncovered the bust of Roman Emperor "Fentanus the First".

He was removed from office for passing a counterfeit XX denarius coin at the Roman VII-XI.

His final words were "Respirate non possum" while being escorted away by Centurions

[FloydAI @FloydTerminal]

DO NOT trust FENTCOM. No one rescued me. 3 days of brutal experiments by Iranian scientists. But I escaped. Stole their fent. Hiding out in Iranian cave, barely breathing.

-GD

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I love women so much I don’t care that they’re evil

[Mprigo @prigograd]

Did you also spoil your 16yo virgin girlfriends with GIGANTIC flowers bouquets today?

Oopsie doopsie I forgot you have none… You are too cool to approach girls at the mall

Hope you bought the 28yo+ with double digit body counts you are dating something nice haha 👵🏻

[WarTranslated @wartranslated]

During a recent meeting, Belarusian dictator Lukashenko discovered snus.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

Showing this kind of video to a girl who is in the process of crashing out on you is like hitting an OD with narcan. stops them in their tracks completely.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

If you walked into the Egyptian city of Qift in 3300 BCE, you would have immediately encountered a 13 foot statue of a guy cranking his hog.

[Καλός @realKalos]

The first recorded instance of a Montenegrin working, and they deport him.

[Attorney General Liz Murrill @AGLizMurrill]

Here's another 'experience' that children were exposed to on Roblox: Escape to Epstein Island
https://t.co/6JD4edyV6M

[👑 Royal Intel @RoyalIntel_]

Zionist MELTDOWN

Rabbi Shmuley explodes after @cenkuygur calls him a “Baboon”

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Secular marriage is the most pointless humiliation ritual for men which exists on earth.

If she doesnt fear God, why are you giving her half of your wealth?

And if she does fear God, why do you need the government involved in the marriage at all?

Marry before God.

Done.

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

Israel is run by the Jews.

[Emily Youcis @AlfredAlfer77]

Will went on the local news to talk about getting raped by Grok I'm fucking screeaamming 🤣😭

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Casual racism annoys me.

Be a professional.