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it's so nice not to have a social life when you get a bad haircut. presumably... theoretically... conceivably... hypothetically... supposedly...

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good one, PK. you had timeless but subtle jokes in 2021

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if I wanted to smite my enemies I would just make them eat Nature Valley Oats n Honey bars

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can’t find my last tweet w >1 favorite, and I’m dangerously close to ’23. it’s ok, girlie, you’re a has-been, not a never-was <3 you know this in your heart. sleep tight. see you in maybe 2027, Twittaaa, my lost love

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it really is one of my personal tragedies that Twitter hasn’t stuck / I haven’t made a comeback. it was so great while it lasted. it will still be so great if history is cyclical?

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I’ve told finsta but I guess, to be thorough, I should tell Twitter too: today was a big day. stuff happened. and I mean, /stuff/

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I mistook the theme of a word game (Strands) today. “it’s a sign!” was the theme, so, obviously, as any sane person does, I was like oh, zodiac. turns out it was “signs” of springtime -_- ummmmm????? I’m offended -_- says the Cancer 😝

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this thread made me sad. thinking about aging, the passage of time, the volatility of seeming-constants, and stuff. you get it!
perfect, now I’m ready for bed. good night, Twitter

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I had a good tweet the other day I know I did just believe me

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so incredibly sleepy aka the best time to tweet

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just here to srsly bemoan that I don’t use Twitter … goodnight Twitter ily

[priya @prikan_]

sigh Twitter has failed to enter my daily app rotation :( this is sad. end of an era that already ended years ago. not even up to making a joke about how tweeting this is a clear sign of my investment. but if you want the joke, take the joke

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my search continues for a show that basically is plotless or at least has unimportant, negligible dialogue and can be watched in a room w constant chatter. by “search continues,” I mean “search hasn’t started.” suggestions will not be received I know but will be welcomed

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this is me manifesting… idk what exactly, but something good. many good things, even. is this how manifesting works?

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it’s always darkest before dawn, @ me!

but what if said darkness is eternal… have I found the flaw in this saying? have others before me? where are my people? how do they keep going?

[priya @prikan_]

wearing a cute Women Who Code shirt! but here’s the gag: I don’t code. in fact, I think I got my first C in a college coding class. but this shirt did nothing wrong!

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feeling sick from eating too many… wait for it… almonds. is this even allowed? is this legal? I demand an audience w the Gods of Human Biology

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the passage of time isn’t usually reassuring to a procrastinator like me, in fact, sometimes, it’s just rude —ahem, where was I— but in this set of circumstances undisclosed to Twitter, it is uplifting 🥹 go on, @ time, keep on passing 😍😍😍

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me, 10/30/2024: *has a fit about how I’m gaining weight, w raised voices n the whole shabang*

me, just a lil later on 10/30/2024: *eats 2 quite heavy but delicious s’more brownies*

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@palfriendpatine @MatoshiTeuta :’’’) this reply and your general likability as a person has earned you a TM dress if I ever buy one for myself

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my dream (one of many oops) is to one day own/wear a Teuta Matoshi dress. lmao thought it would be a verified acct w followers in the 5-digits, but found this: @MatoshiTeuta. lololol we’re both growing, Teuta, we’re both growing