Marvin P. Glanthony

My name is Marvin.

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

There’s fucking aliens all around.

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

Monday….we meet again. Will you hold me hand and smile with me today? Or betray me like always.

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

The little devils you assume to be myth pass you every day

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

Grown ass man wearing joggers that are too short with ankle socks. Get a grip.

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

We need to up the amount of uncles in this world

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

Why must it be so

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

I need to quit it all. I’m starting to believe less I’m everything.

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

@PreppySchizo No no no bamboo is a wood that’s not how wood works

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

I will beast upon all you laymen

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

I’m getting gas station boner pill ads on YouTube

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

Give me access everywhere

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

You can tell if someone wears crocs cause they look like a bum 24/7 even when they’re not wearing them

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

The robots will never take over the funk

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING ROBOTS

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

Your average white person doesn’t listen to New Order anymore and it shows

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

All I eat is cheese and sausages with sometimes one carrot

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

All I eat is cheese and sausages with sometimes one carrot

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

People posting on Nextdoor like it’s Instagram

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

Volume from the Kalshi ad interrupted my FUNK #dayruined

[Marvin P. Glanthony @primetimemarvin]

Electric horse. Like the eel but a horse