Ally

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness

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I have 3 rules for life:

1. Don't be a dick

2. Don't be "that guy"

3. Fuck it*

*only where rules 1 & 2 don't apply

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@BertDalziel That looks tasty...

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@BertDalziel Why was it him doing the hoaxes? Cheeky lad

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@MartinSLewis I've had a good promotion in the last 5 years and feel objectively worse off. Lack of pay rises and stupidly high cost of living wiped out any comfort I could have been feeling.

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@m_jivetoaster @WingsScotland Who will then charge double to provide "training" to said schools. Costing the tax payer twice

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@WingsScotland Just itching for that to have a judicial review aren't they? There's no reason to ban twitter because any criticism of it is equally applicable to any of the other platforms with the exception that this is run by Elon.

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@BertDalziel Look at that wee face 😍

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@BertDalziel Limitless sense of possibilities inevitably turns into exhaustion and a day in bed to recover with doggos

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@BertDalziel 100% of straight men don't want to date bisexual men either. Dunno what OJs point is.

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@GlasgowWarriors Can't wait to see Jamie Ritchie pulling on the black and blue. ❤️

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@BertDalziel Gonna start a YouTube channel of guys in their 40s with their collections of checked shirts and call it only flannels 😂

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@CRobertsonUK If he starts licking his balls in the middle of the office I think people might have something to say about that

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@WingsScotland Labour know full well they can't offer that because of the covenant that you "cannot tie the hands of a future gov". So even if the SNP accepted lab can't actually block that on the basis of electoral mandate. The SNP should call the bluff.

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@WingsScotland @oJARDINEo @rickygervais He looks like a man with a suspiciously clean hard drive.

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@BertDalziel Work-maxing... Oh wait no that sucks. 😂

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@WingsScotland Globovision

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@BertDalziel Yeah I'm married already sorry

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@FOWingsScot See the SNP actually get it. The first vote is for them to govern and the second vote is independence. So the second vote in a both votes for SNP actually meant nothing just like Wings was predicting in real life.

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@CRobertsonUK @Pmmac I trust my dogs over people that don't like dogs...

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@BertDalziel It's the fewer of two evils... 😞

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Summer walkies with my two skallywags