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[Mile お仕事募集中 @o8q]

ヤニねこ

[HONG_DOO_ @Hong_Doo_JV2jj]

250th🇺🇸

[just Girlie❤️ @etc_girlie]

I love to click “child” when I’m buying movie tickets

[For The Love Of The Game @4the__love]

Of the maybe million+ cops vids niggas have seen

I’ve yet to see a cop run up their colleague and be like “yo you trippin” or “yo we done”

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

McGregor tore ACL immediately

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

lindsey graham finally completed this arc

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é digitar seu e-mail e senha usando o controle remoto

[Asphalt @AsphaltOGG]

@images_i_hate2

[OmoriHater222 @OmoriHater222]

Me visiting the Omori fandom

[MARS🥞🌹 @4res44444444]

We’ve all seen Musk

Why try and pretend he’s built like that lmao

[Myths and Stories @myths_and_stori]

okay, not gonna name names, but it looks like SOMEONE called the ASPCA on us for painting all those animals green, even AFTER we made it clear that all the dyes we use are verified as safe. we even got one of the interns to eat a globule of it in front of a crowd! just wish we would've known that he had crippling agoraphobia BEFORE he vomited all over the stage... BUT, the point SHOULD STILL STAND: we trust our material sciences teams with our lives!

whatever, guess we've gotta reinstate a few protocols that we put in place back during our last audit. you know the drill, people: if you ever haul out a grean creacher, make ABSOLUTELY SURE you let the audience watch you wipe off the paint. yes, it might break the little kids' hearts to find out that the ultra-rare "key lime sealnar" is little more than smoke and mirrors... but, look on the bright side! maybe some of those precocious young minds will channel that betrayal into something productive, like genetically engineering a REAL "key lime sealnar!"

(from twt @ Bakutan_bot1)

[Motasem A Dalloul @AbujomaaGaza]

Entire Palestinian family suffocated after zionist settler had beaten them and attacked them with poisonous gases south of the occupied West Bank city of Al Khaleel