Jaime Lannister

I'm the illustrious Jaime Lannister, brother of the beautiful Queen Cersei Lannister, killer of kings and pusher of children.

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@JebBush Do I make you uncomfortable? Plz respond

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@Brienne_ofTarth And what kind of man are YOU to speak to me like that? Oh right...you aren't a man. My mistake, beast.
#acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

So uhh....the escape plan didn't really work out that well. Guess I killed my cousin for nothing. #liveandlearn #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

Reconnected with an old squire today. Really brought me back to my youth. It's nice to find good company in these bleak conditions #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

Sitting around in this camp is so dreadfully boring. @Robb_Stark_Wolf can you let me go for just a little bit? #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@CerseiLanni3ter Don't worry my dear, I've been in worse spots. I'll find a way to get the better of them; they're Starks, shouldn't be too hard. #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

Seriously thought about telling Lady Stark why I pushed her son, but it seems the rock to the face made me forget #totallynotsalty #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@THE0NandONLY Your king is dead and his successor is not far behind #thingslookdarkforthestarks #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@RickonStark9 Who needs the cloak when I have the blood? I am a lion, pure and true. You best remember your place, mutt. #stayawayfromopenwindows #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@SerRodrick @RickonStark9 What about your nephew? 🤔

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@THE0NandONLY I never said you didn't. Only a fool would deny his failures. Regardless, a Lannister will always be superior to...who are you again? #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@RickonStark9 You're a cheeky 6 year old now aren't you? Why don't you stick to chasing butterflies and leave the grown ups alone. #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

You may have captured me but I'm still superior. #lannisterpride #stillgotriverrun #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@SerRodrick Your words are as empty as the hole in your nephew's skull. Perhaps you think that you stand a better chance than he did? #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

One day, I hope that pigs will be the death of Good King Robert. #hereshoping #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

Gods, I hate how the Pig makes me listen to his disgusting squealing with those whores. Better with them than Cersei, I suppose. #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

@SerRodrick That's what happens when you decide to protect a traitor. He got what was coming to him. "A Lannister Always Pays His Debts" #acgot

[Jaime Lannister @princeincest]

That Catelyn believes my brother to be the one who wants her son dead. The Starks' truly don't have brains in their heads it seems. #acgot