lonelyindigoroses

I exist, I think

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Being a woman is truly hell, you can’t even show your toes without someone zooming in like a detective looking for hair to expose

[. @TyyTyra]

a nurse just asked me what “DNR” mean baby lemme report you to HR

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Ok hear me out: instead of all of us having to become extremely knowledgeable on a new infectious disease every 3-6 months, what if we got a large group of experts together and just put them in charge of giving us easy to understand health recommendations. They could also do things like track outbreaks and predict future concerns.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

This post lives deep, deep inside my brain

[𖤐 @ahmstephen_]

Why the hell did no one warn us about how damn expensive it is to furnish a home?? The fuck you mean this rug is $900

[SinOfSloth🦥🫩 @SinWithSloth]

I met a girl at 13. We became best friends & did everything together. I fell in love for the first time. I was scared to confess but she kept dropping big hints. She made me a bracelet sprayed with her perfume. Even kissed the envelope.

I confessed & she never talked to me again

[valentine @valawakened]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[anapaula @anapaulaoto]

inventaram esse dispositivo antiestupro em 2005 que prende no agressor. não foi pra frente porque especialistas alertaram que o homem preso e com dor poderia matar a vítima na hora. o dado mais deprimente é esse: até a autodefesa dela vira risco pra ela.

[Loalo 🐼 @DGAFTOMILLIONS]

Statement so good I almost shed a tear

[Iris @GaiaTheeGodess]

They gon be mad 😭😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i CANNOT believe it's already JULY. Time flies when you work everyday of your fvckinğ life.

[kira-ann @charrlysa]

This is what I was tweeting about yesterday. We can no longer rely on the assumption ai will be visually distinct or bad looking. Yesterday I heard an ai song that was horrifyingly good to where I was shocked it was ai. You must be against ai on principle, not bc of aesthetic

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

people who overexplain themselves were probably accused of lying a lot as kids

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

If I had a daughter, I fear she would socially be behind because I’m sorry, but she would not be having lashes and XL acrylics in the sixth grade

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.

[#1Miscreant @Chappytoa]

A lot of men are like this because they were ugly as kids and grew up as social outcasts. Even after self improvement they’re too socially maladjusted to talk to girls because of their school days. This doesn’t mean the man is abusive. Abusive men get girlfriends rather easily.