The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

HI FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP NOT REAL VEGETABLE - TURNS OUT JUST BETRAYAL BY EVIL SUGAR KING 😱

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

Thinking about making a #TikTok account. I need more vegetable and plant friendly songs. What’s your favorite #plant #song ? Needs lyrics I already listen to #plantasia every week.

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

My best friend turned out to be a statue. He never told me!

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@AmazingSudo @PatDean @ILearnedNothing Vegetables are the best part of a balanced meal! Great advice

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

Experimenting with planting my seeds. Will let you know how it goes.

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

@enagurney I like Chunx on TLC and the Great British Baking Show. I usually watch it in the alley behind my landlords house.

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

Sorry for not posting more. It’s kind of embarrassing but I had an injury while germinating and couldn’t type very well.

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@FunnyBrooks Next step vegetables. I’m pulling for you. Pulling these veggies out of the earth

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@PatDean I knew a king of breakfast once.

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@FunnyBrooks Sugar is the root of all evil !

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@hellakale Salt the fields with your bitterness and summon the great beet.

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Carrot juice is just as good of a mixer as orange juice and you get lots of vitamins!

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Slept for 12 hours and I’m still sad?

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

@lanalaxcorp @PatDean @craniumslows Frozen veggies stay fresher longer!

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My vision board keeps getting stolen. I guess I’ll just have to eat more carrots to keep my eyes healthy.

[The Prince Of Vegetables 🥕 @princeofveggies]

Better butter lettuce experiments are going really well. I can’t believe it!

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The sweet one still vexes me. I just want to have one weekend where I can rest in peas.

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@SURETHINGATX @FunnyBrooks If my secrets are in there I’ll salt the earth of every garden in Softville.

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@FunnyBrooks I prefer Korn or The Black Eyed Peas personally.

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Got fired because I told this Becky to green leaf me alone when she ordered a green tea latte

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My hopes were smashed when I found out there was no Miss Dash.