Marta Ochôa

Adoro escândalos sobre outras pessoas, mas escândalos sobre mim não me interessam. Não têm o encanto da novidade.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

every toxic ex was once a fun crush… something to think about when having a fun crush

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Every dog is a therapy dog.

[Chris Stimpson @UTVChris]

@rickygervais @LouLou2109

The best thing you'll see today. 👍

[Marta Ochôa @princesa_marta]

@_margaridan Chama-se idade 🥲

[Netflix Portugal @NetflixPT]

Ok... Esta primeira parte de 2021 não foi nada, devíamos ter saltado a introdução enquanto havia tempo.

[Marta Ochôa @princesa_marta]

Every week 😎

[soueunavida @soueunavida]

Vacina chegando, mas espero que o home office continue firme e forte 😂

[Diogo Faro @SensIdiota]

Eunice Muñoz antifascista ✊🏼❤

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.

[Marta Ochôa @princesa_marta]

@_margaridan

[VisitLisboa @visit_lisboa]

Do you understand when we say that Sintra is magical?

#StaySafe
📍 #Sintra
📷 enjoy_and_relax

[Marta Ochôa @princesa_marta]

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

I'm not convinced M Night Shyamalan didn't write 2020.

[Marta Ochôa @princesa_marta]

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

[replore 💫 @aguidaquefala]

se 2020 fosse um concorrente do #bbrevolucao

#bbtvi

[Marta Ochôa @princesa_marta]

#bbrevolucao 🥴🥴🥴

[Bruno Nogueira @Corpodormente]

Deu trabalho a escrever, mas espero que gostem. A direção de actores também está óptima.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Songs Carol Baskin is going to dance to on DWTS.
1. Roar
2. Smelly Cat
3. The Naming Of Cats
4. Cell Block Tango
5. Kill My Boyfriend
6. Feed Me
7. Murder On The Dance Floor
8. Killer Queen
9. Black Widow
& and finally
10. Simply the sound of tigers crunching on bones

[Já Foste @jafostetweet]

Podes vir dormir comigo?

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Ladies, don't ever be afraid to make the first move. Any guy who is turned off by your confidence is probably turned off by other attractive things — like kissing with tongues and telling the truth.