Jas

no te perdono, pídele perdón a Dios

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Julián Quiñones has been nominated for the 2026 Ballon d’Or. After breaking onto the scene in the World Cup for Mexico, he recorded four goals and one assist, stepping up countless times when his team and country needed him most 👏

Well deserved 🇲🇽

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Denver Colorado

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket

[🦦 @theeferalotter]

Dreams are weird, what was I doing in King’s Landing ?😂😂😂😂

[CJ👨🏽‍🦯 @NONOTCJ]

Ngl she got off on this and yall was stuck on folded

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

idk It's just hard for me to believe a flea owns this whole market

[Jas @princesajass]

I am no better than Mallory - get Tf OUT OF MY HOUSE

[elton @eltoowavy]

my twitter is NOT full of hints i just be saying shit

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Him: you’re toxic
Me:

[olivia @olivia_mcfc]

thinking a spanish player will stay at your club once barcelona or real madrid approaches them is like thinking the stripper loves you

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Guys, if we all have TSA precheck, then none of us have TSA precheck

[Jas @princesajass]

Frontier Airlines = Spirit Airlines

[jainormis @jainormis]

i was honorably discharged from the afters last night

[Jas @princesajass]

my FIRST AND LAST time ever flying Frontier Airlines WTF is this leaving BNA

[sol ♱ @bbysoli]

Shout out to my mom for not raising a loser ass bitch

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[. @unspkn67]

Love tweeting to my 0 audience

[SS @xovav1]

damm I do miss the World Cup

[7rq @gloccnim]

IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG WEEK
(It's only Tuesday)

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion