Wine Princess

I tell it like it is but don't act shocked, you were thinking it, I just said it!

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

I hate you for telling me how you felt about me cuz now I spend every second thinking about it. The sad thing is I don't hate you at all.

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

Can I just live off of wine, grapes, cheese, sour patch kids, and Chinese food? #GreatDiet 🍷🍇🍬🍜

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

How come my energy levels are at an all time high at 1 in the morning??? #TimeForBed 😝

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

If the world ends today then I'm really glad I had that hot dream about Gerard Butler last night! #ItFeltReal

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

What's this whole cat obsession about?! Stop saying meow instead of now! #DogPerson

[ClassyBitchProblems @ClassyBitchProb]

Hey you know what they say, imitation is the sincerest form of being a copy cat. Meow 🐯🐱 #ClassyBitchProblems

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

Please post a thousand pics that you took of your bf on Instagram! I really wanted to see that shit! #Not #singlegirlswag

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

Ovulating today. I'd tell my boyfriend we should be extra careful but I'm still single... 😒 #WhereIsTheWine

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

When you find out the true identity of an anon and you realize you know them and all respect is lost <<< 😔

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

I don't wanna study!!!! #SomebodyLearnThisShitForMe

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

Before I even being my first final my friends are finished for the semester.... #FuckAllOfYou

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

Am I the only one who gets super confused when they ask for race and then ethnicity.... Aren't they the same for white people????

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

STFU when I'm watching gossip girl! Are you kidding me?! It's the last 2 episodes and shit is going down!!!

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

I can't handle #GossipGirl.

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

That fuck everyone feeling you get at the end of the semester #IHaveItNow

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

#mancandymonday

[Pretty Girl Problems @PrettyGrlProb]

If you want the key to my heart start looking in wine bottles. #pgp

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

#mancandymonday

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

Already having anxiety over the final two episodes of #GossipGirl. Chuck and Blair FOREVER.

[Wine Princess @princess_wine]

#mancandymonday