When I was younger, I wanted to marry a rich man and keel him for his money. Now that I’ve matured, I want to marry a rich man and just divorce him and only have half his money.
Bought my first tape measure and I am like a kid with a new toy. I’ve measured my living room, my door, how tall Oliver is (22 inches)… I wish I had a penis 📷📷
My cat taking up half my pillow to lick her butt while I’m trying to sleep. You’ve barely lived here 24 hours I’m glad you’ve made yourself so at home 🥴😂
@CLTCrimeStopper You don't need any more tips? It has been over a week and not a single arrest. These cowards are making jokes about it on social media.