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[dyanira @princessdyani]

@elonmusk please go to mars and stay there

[staid @staidindoors]

just saw scrappy doo in the middle road. didn't brake. didn't swerve. felt nothing when i heard him hit the tires.

[trash jones @jzux]

you’re actually understaying your welcome. will you move in with me

[ミチル @mitiruxxx]

トカゲの鉛筆削り

鉛筆を削るとエリマキトカゲに変化します。

[emma ❤️‍🔥 @midnightsalbum]

all the easter eggs for speak now TV i saw in #BejeweledMusicVideo, a thread 🧵

[Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H]

Love the thing where Outlook deletes emails about meetings if I rsvp to them. Very helpful. Zero chance I'll need to look at that email again to see the agenda, find the Zoom link, etc. A million stars.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

TikTok definitely remains better than Shorts at not randomly showing me transphobic / misogynistic content just because I like science stuff and video game clips.

It’s like “we’ve noticed you like physics, might I interest you in some men’s rights?”

[Deuce @DeuceThomas]

Bro hoop like he got a black tank top on at 24hr fitness

[bug girl @buggirl]

just found out if u have adhd and also a uterus u r more prone to severe pmdd! super awesome and cool and cute♥️

[George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell @simon_dell_tog]

The mice staying dry in the old hollow log

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

[the life of a show(sar) ❤️‍🔥 @oohlookwhatyou]

I don’t care if all 13 Midnights tracks are glitter gel pen lyrics. Taylor wrote “now you hang from my lips like the Gardens of Babylon,” so now she gets a pass to write whatever nonsense she wants for the rest of time.

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

I got a license but I don’t h🥑

[GhostFace Drillah @GhostFacedrill2]

my momma just cooked up a fucking yugioh card

[a @thisisnotahmad]

Pinocchio at the world premiere of Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio in London