Hannah

just your average angry driver

[Hannah @princesshannah]

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[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

one time I knew a relationship was over because we were on a road trip and I looked out the window like “cows!!!” and she didn’t say ANYTHING. NOTHING. then we drove the next 5 hours in silence while I was like damn this is definitely not gonna work

[Hannah @princesshannah]

Would you rather be left on read or not read at all? I need to know how I can hurt this boy’s feelings

[Hannah @princesshannah]

He said he loves The Great British Baking Show >>>>

[Hannah @princesshannah]

*covering my cats eyes while watching Dahmer on Netflix*

[Hannah @princesshannah]

@christoferdrew October 2009 😭

[Hannah @princesshannah]

When you and another car are vibing on the freeway for hours using cruise control and one of you has to take an exit 😕☹️ bye buddy

[Hannah @princesshannah]

Is it anxiety or is it the chocolate covered espresso beans I ate

[Hannah @princesshannah]

I will die for @PapaJohns spicy garlic sauce. That is all.

[Hannah @princesshannah]

💙🦋

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

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[Hannah @princesshannah]

@fwaaa1 @blaireerskine I worked at a subway in 2012 and it was 3 per 6 inch 😭 I always gave people a lil extra

[Shhhh @ih8cuddlefish]

Not right now baby, mommy is trying to see what Kim K and Pete Davidson are doing on Staten Island

[Hannah @princesshannah]

My toxic trait is burping and THEN checking zoom to see if I’m muted 😠

[Hannah @princesshannah]

I just kissed my cats feet. Idec.

[Hannah @princesshannah]

@CassandraYoung can’t add to the baby name dilemma but just wanted to say I named my son Fox! Avery is a family name so I named him Fox Avery ♥️🦊

[Hannah @princesshannah]

I just don’t trust people that peel avocados….

[Hannah @princesshannah]

Do you ever just wanna kiss your cats feet? Then you don’t because you remember they walk in their litter box? :(

[Hannah @princesshannah]

My toxic trait is killing spiders (with a shoe, heavy item, etc.) and leaving the item in the spot where I killed the spider for hours hoping someone else will clean it up 🤢

[Hannah @princesshannah]

@_KelseyMaggart A salad bar in a carpeted room that the manager won’t stop vacuuming 🤢

[Hannah @princesshannah]

Before I had my son, I couldn’t properly burp and here I am violently burping after a sip of monster energy 4 years later. Who am I.