magdalene ♔

soy la reyna ♉️

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

I’m craving carbs 😋

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

Celebrating International Wing Day the only way I know how @Pluckers #thephole #pluckers

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@ChickfilA do I have to dress up for cow day if I basically am one??

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

I seriously tag my bf in tons of shit on fb everyday and FINALLY he is the 1st John to pop up. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 s/o @facebook

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@Austin_Police what happened at Logan’s Mill apartments yesterday? #veryconfused

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

Watching a horror show and the girl who gets murdered is named Talvinder. Now John wants to name his future daughter Talvinder...Apparently we ain’t havin kids

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Fingers crossed I can get a flat tummy and keep the boobies and the booty 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

@emmuhhlee13 Que qué??

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But on the bright side, my new job already knows I’m an amazing employee & they letting me make bankkk

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My a/c is leaking again... for the 3rd time. Lol

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Can someone plz tell me why there were 4 cop cars at my heb & all I saw was a cop talking to a child?? Then a cop driving through my complex?? Wtf happens in dove springs y’all

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

Met a woman in my complex who told me she has 8 wiener dogs and 3 chihuahuas, someone plz help her

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@MarisaAlysee Wtffff

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John didn’t want to watch @Big_Little_Lies with me but said I could put it on. Now he’s playing Mario kart and keeps looking up like wow @ReeseW is in this? Is that Meryl Streep? Really, @mradamscott is in this too???

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

I work at a movie theater & get free movies, yet nobody wants to go to the movies with me 🙄

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@losergtz @LlamaLuisa @HEB

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Medium

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Doing a giveaway..
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Drop your size!

[magdalene ♔ @princessmaggiii]

@ashhhhh10 I miss you girl!!!

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@ashhhhh10 She looks like a mini Nash! You seriously have the CUTEST kids 😍

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People who can’t spell drive me insane 🙄