lisa margulis

Pool player.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@elonmusk Villains, Inc.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@Polar_Nerd Then why is it usually republicans who sex traffic either in young girls or men? They don’t want a wife, they want a cute housekeeper who cooks and has no ambition to do more. That’s not a woman, that’s a great housekeeper.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@billmaher @TheDemocrats I heard this convo - nobody mentioned the kid who has felt they were in the wrong gender since they were a child. It’s an impossible situation, having a depressed, tormented kid is painful, and yet you put the whole thing on the parents. Such a ridiculous conversation.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@DonaldJTrumpJr That’s because he was sucking Putin’s dick -l

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@pondogsenpai @lexfridman And preaching this bullshit Hitler love to a man who said Sandy Hook was a hoax. Yeah we’re really missing the point of his robust Christianity.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@benshapiro It’s about gun reform and the fact that the constitution doesn’t cover AK 14s, and conservatives blindly suck 2nd amendment dick, as gun shootings occur daily. You don’t care, stop blaming liberals you joker.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@will_show2020 I didn’t laugh once. And it was canned laughter, nobody laughed. You’re all just trying to be non-woke but you’re actually being anti-Semitic, like Dave. Boring.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Tomorrow I will vote to keep guns out of our schools & the government out of our uteruses.
I will vote for women’s rights, LBGTQ rights & the rights of minorities.
I will vote so that future generations can vote too.
I will vote for democracy.
I will #VoteBlueTomorrow
Pass it on.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@elonmusk Fake has no meaning anymore, you liars have erased it’s meaning.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@elonmusk Then why don’t you answer the question?

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

I just subscribed to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar https://t.co/xV4onHWlgF

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@Jasmyne I suppose they’ll say it was “locker room talk” or “council chamber talk”? Resign, you racist, unAmerican, creeps. I say unAmerican because America is all of us, and if you’re judging other Americans as less than you, YOU need to leave. Your beliefs are corrupt.

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

When Pete Buttigieg comes for someone, he doesn’t carry a sledgehammer…he wields a scalpel.

And in this must-see clip, Pete slices Ron DeSantis into a million little pieces.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@MorganTrau @RepWeinstein This is what the US is made of now, uneducated people who don't believe in our institutions, or the truth. They end up stupid, racist, anti-semitic, and then start winning elections, because they have the same base of idiots. Ignorance and stupidity is killing our society.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

Tell Biden: We Need Real Executive Action NOW! https://t.co/zQYu4tJcpM

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@joncoopertweets 👋🏽

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@Acyn Your lack of empathy for dead children is shocking

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[lisa margulis @princessmarv]

@SteveHofstetter Ponce