witch princess

[witch princess @princessopium]

I went to school with a plantwitch who tried to destroy all life on earth except for plants
it did not end well for her

[witch princess @princessopium]

I'm definitely going to hell
okay I knew I was before but I'm going even harder now

[witch princess @princessopium]

I wonder if I can touch the priest without burning up

[witch princess @princessopium]

Sure I have a number of books on horrendously dark magic but I'm more worried about my collections those are more important

[witch princess @princessopium]

You know I left my house in echo town unlocked when I came here
What if someone finds my collection of things I canot let that happen

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher I must admit you're taking this pretty well for a holy person

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher You know I... I'm not really sure about that but I suppose... a Witch?????

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher ...You do realise that was what I going for, right?

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher are you SURE about that it never hurts to go deeper

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher Wait what
Did you figure it out or would you like a diagram

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher Oh swee--- They're not poisonous for EVERYONE just
humans the harvest goddess and her helpers

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher You didn't have to I mean it probably would have passed-- wait there are no poison mushrooms here

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher Thhh---Thank you.

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher Wa- Wait really

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher I don't think I need them I think I just need to rest
maybe a mushroom or 5

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher don't you need to be in the religion for last rites
I'm pretty sure the harvest goddess woudl pack up and leave if I joined

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher my tummy hurts and I didn't want to stand up anymore

[witch princess @princessopium]

I'm feeling weird maybe I should lie down on the pew for a bit

[witch princess @princessopium]

today I made it to the back pew in the church is that an achievement

[witch princess @princessopium]

@MineralPreacher Yes
like I said you wouldn't understand