Phire 🔥

Mommy to sassy girls Meilani and Kendyl Venmo @sapphire-valdez

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@ChipotleTweets I will be excited the day that garlic Guajillo steak comes back😭😭

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@ChipotleTweets Messaged you now!

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@ChipotleTweets it’s crazy how much the portion size has shrank! I’ve never had a burrito this small.

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@ReddCinema Dexters laboratory

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Great job @DenverPolice 🙄 hit-and-run on vehicles in a neighborhood take 2 1/2 almost 3 hours to respond and you’re letting her come home with a slap on the wrist because you were not here in time to physically see her behind the wheel and an ambulance took her.

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@SheridanPolice what is going on at regal cinema in river point?

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@ChipotleTweets And every commercial, I see I’m still sad that It’s not garlic guajillo steak making its return.

[Phire 🔥 @princessphire]

@ChipotleTweets I’m pregnant and all this kid wants is chipotle 😭😭😭😭 I need a free chipotle for life card 🙏🏼🙏🏼😂😂

[Phire 🔥 @princessphire]

@bonescoffeeco Now I wanna know👀

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@ari4nasbaby Bitch you next

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@ChipotleTweets Lmao doesn’t work and I tried twice 🥲

[Phire 🔥 @princessphire]

@mamainottawa Staying consistent and Even naked weekends really help Mind you I am also a potty training teacher! As long as families are consistent, I have gotten easily 60 children potty trained in the past maybe two years I gave him the same exact advice

[Phire 🔥 @princessphire]

@mamainottawa Completely ditch the pull-ups because they’re essentially another diaper and go straight into underwear and just deal with the messes for the first three days after that, everything should be relatively fine I also let my kids pick out whatever undies they want. Both were 2.5

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@elderemo_mama Me too! I’m a teacher and I’m like if you want to gift me something give me pens and cups but not all of them like cups so I’m like damn it lol

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@jelly_ehles I would make fried eggs over easy with fresh tortillas and then I would make some extra like pinto beans off on the side with some green chili for me

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there’s this video of this husband telling his wife “babe if you jump in the water right now we can have a third baby” and she jumps in before he finishes his sentence and if that’s not me 😂😂😂

[Phire 🔥 @princessphire]

@mamamorgann I have like a weird way of doing them wash all of the plates first rinse them put them on the rack, then bowls rinse them put them on the rack, then silverware rinse them put them on the rack, then cups rinse them put them on the rack, then any pots or pans

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@holycnnolly 2.70 at Costco in CO

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@ChipotleTweets And yet you still took away the garlic Guajillo steak 😭