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fob in a frock | sleeping with socks on is not a crime | suicide by donut | temple u

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

oi moight say somefin schtewpid

[lily @lilyschwarz]

this is how i look walking into chilis

[ℂ𝕙𝕚 ☆ @cjoffiah]

life got so serious i stopped doing my british accent

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

her: are you fucking stupid?

me:

[saba @princesssabba]

i will never stop reading PST as Peastern
#ESTgirl

[saba @princesssabba]

no one:

my 25 year old boyfriend: “i just joined the sciatica reddit group”

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i’m honestly a pretty productive person except for if there’s even one noise or sound

[saba @princesssabba]

@christina_buono someone light a sparkler ASAP

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[badgyalchichi @adannayaaa]

towing is actually a wild concept bc why are you taking my car