joce

if u got rock n roll, ur gonna be alright

[joce @princesssjoce]

overstimulated and im sad

[Niykee @NiykeeHeaton]

ATTN: ALL OG NBKS

[joce @princesssjoce]

didn’t even need wrapped to tell me we knew @Magnoliaparkfl

[Hernandy D. Uzumaki @hernandy_s]

Superman: I think you’re just a hater

Lex Luthor: you’re goddamn right I am

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

[trash jones @jzux]

hating on food stamps is so embarrassing. you're fine with your taxes paying for bombs but you draw the line at doritos?

[regan kelly @midwestern_baby]

not to sound like one of those gifted kid burnout hacks, but it really is incredible that i used to manage two competitive sports and a full AP course load in high school and now i require stimulants to respond to texts

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

genuinely believe sanitation workers should be making $50/hr at least because i can’t think of a job i’d like to do less

[Babu Frikenobi @Executeorder626]

We didn’t kill enough nazis

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

BREAKING:

Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

[Haster. @Haster18_]

Wtf you mean who's winning???

[Loky @lokymann]

them.

[katie @troianns]

yes my bisexuality does in fact range from a 5ft blonde singer to a pushing 50 year old actor

[Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks]

Yeah so I’m singing a lot more this go around

[bri @bribrisimps]

because i am not having sex with a nazi

[Isabella // star wars fangirl maxxing ✨ @isabellaamidala]

The TikTok ban and reinstatement was straight up a Palpatine plot from the clone wars lmfao