mrs.clark

RN• 🤠🦋 • memaw approved ™️ • CUNTry music fan • @wildoTX & PJC💍👶🏼🎀

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

our entire world, PJ has arrived & completely stolen our hearts 💗

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

why are babies so secretive about their incoming teeth??? have to wrestle with home girl to get a tiny glimpse of those gums 😩

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

any other new moms like idk barely survive NYE and fireworks and 4 month sleep regressions and teething and going back to work all at the same time too????

[mood @meishato]

everybody in the grocery store is my enemy and i will not be elaborating

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

I kindly request old navy stop having so many sales on baby clothes cause I be running up my baby daddy’s Amex

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

it’s tiiiiiimeeeeee 🤩

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

One day I'll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter and my husband will say "she got that from you" and I can't wait

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

Whoever started the rumor that breastfed babies shit don’t stink deserves jail time

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

How am I supposed to relax when there are things

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

baby i was the line leader in kindergarten u fw a real winner

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

baby contact napping on daddy 🤝🏼 mommy taking her first scalding hot bubble bath since before getting pregnant

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

why are newborns the loudest sleepers ever… girl are u awake or nah???? how am I supposed to sleep/nap with the symphony of grunts and squeals???

[Chloe @chloidc]

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

[mrs.clark @princesssskp]

brb purchasing more iCloud storage cause all I do is take pics of my pretty little baby