People in retail always complain about having to work on thanksgiving/Black Friday but I never see healthcare providers or law enforcement or military, or anyone else obligated to work on holidays whine about it quite like they do
every time the human comes home. i must be ready with a gift. most of the time they return unexpectedly. and i panic. so the gift is almost always. whatever is closest to me
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*sees an avocado*
My Brain:
Don't say it
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Me:
"It’s an avocadooooo, thanks"