Talia Marshall

Ngāti Kuia/Rangitāne o Wairau/Ngāti Rārua/Ngāti Takihiku Ko Kaikaiawaro te taniwha, semi-poet, failed actress

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

um, I'm calling this Maori autofiction. It is from my book, due out in November from THWUP. I'm not allowed to call it Boy Crazy, probably because I am 44.

https://t.co/38UnS9IMxu

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

I'm teaching how to write professional sounding letters and emails and the temptation to show the students how not to write an email by showing them some of mine is strong

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

Get into the Groove was the album I ever owned so I am allowed lol

[The Guardian @guardian]

Madonna shares statement on health scare recovery: ‘I realised how lucky I am to be alive’

https://t.co/7QnEgZor9K

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

@Morehu ugh

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

what if Simeon Brown is the prime minister this country deserves, LOL, i mean we could have a proper civil war then

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

@ApocalypseElf that thing that really bugs me about him is his shitty manners tbh

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

@RaymondaFrancis please do I did

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

I really like my new therapist but I miss the guy I saw for eight years who admitted once that during one of my monologues he had fallen asleep.

[Jean Rhys @MsJeanRhys]

It was horrible to hear this ruin of a woman voicing all her own moods, all her own thoughts. Horrible.

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

p.s. I made her because my phone is always flat even in my dreams

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

had a dream James Wallace was wearing a bra made of coconut shells and no one would take a photo except my friend Kerry, lol

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

falling asleep to the john gacy tapes, a new low

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

@BenThomasNZ I just want to try Al Brown's kasundi, it sounds like it would s t r e t c h

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

when someone unfollows you on here it is only because you are too happy and too good looking

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

I posted this on Facebook even though half my Facebook friends are Mormons, stunning and brave

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

Sorry this is triggering, and yes I am fine, I just want to have a hooter and a kanikani and laugh with old friends.

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

as a Leo (it's our season so fuk up lol) it's hard not to feel like the internet is talking to me and me only

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

also it's a bipartisan issue

[Talia Marshall @princesstehangi]

I know politics is dead for me because my Kiri Allan bugbear is the amount of people who spell her surname wrong, why, whhhyyyyyyy?